I had one of the best palm readers in the country, Myrna Lou, come to my The Future is Bright; Let There Be Light party this last weekend. I wanted to mark the milestone of this bright shiny new chapter in my life: post-divorce and 39.
Myrna Lou told me some awesome things, like that my soul mate will be here very quickly and I won’t be single for long. She said we will be very close, two-peas-in-a-pod, “like one person.”
I love hearing that.
But, first, she said I’m coming into a Wildee Time.
By Wildee she meant that I will be very popular with men. She said, “Everything in pants will look good to you.”
“You’re going to have a lot of fun for a little while, before he gets here and takes you out of the Wildee Time,” she prophesied.
<—— This is me grinning from ear-to-ear.
I love monogamy. I do. I actually think the confines of marriage are very comforting. I dig marriage. I love having a mate. I think the intimacy of it is wonderful.
And I also believe that monogamy is best when there are periods of Wild Fun sandwiched in between relationships.
This will be my last Wildee Time, she indicated, so it’s going to have to carry me through to old age. I intend to appreciate it, savor it, and take in the many pleasures of it.
Now that I’m 39 I’m hoping my mother won’t take my Wildee Time so personally.